Tuesday, July 7, 2009

I need a laugh

And this made me chuckle. Enjoy!

Steve was in trouble. He forgot Valentines Day. His wife was really angry and she told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 10 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!” The next morning Steve got up early and left for work.

When his wife woke up she looked out the window and, sure enough, there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Steve has been missing since Friday. Please pray for him

1 comment:

Deborah said...

That's really funny. At least it stopped at 200.