Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Forget the Tooth Fairy, I want a Dishes Fairy

Why should children get all the supernatural fun?

I hereby petition the universe for help for grown ups. How about:

  • A Dishes Fairy - she (or he, I don't care what gender) visits kitchens of good little moms and dads while their sleeping and cleans all the dishes with a wave of his/her wand
  • A Taxes Fairy
  • A Whining Elf - if the kids whine then their mouth gets magically glued shut for at least 10 minutes
  • A Bathroom-Cleaning Fairy
  • A Jolly old elf with reindeer who will do my grocery shopping--and ad match!
  • A Homework Fairy - must be impervious to whining
  • A Car Washing Bunny
  • A Lego-Scooping Pixie - who will find all those nearly invisible ones that I don't see until I step on them in bare feet in the dark
  • A Weeding Elf
  • A Laundry Folding Fairy
  • A Diaper Changing Fairy
  • A Hunt Down My Kids Wherever They Are in the Neighborhood Bunny
How about it? Any of you think these sound better than the Tooth Fairy?


Deborah said...

Aren't they called brownies?

A Musing Mom (Taylorclan6) said...

Rub-Your-Back Fairy!

Teach-Your-Primary-Class Fairy!

Discipline-Your-Children Gnome! Oh, I already have a few of those around.

How about an invisibility Cloak to hide your stash of chocolate?

Don't get my started, I could go on for hours.

Hannah said...

I think they're totally awesome!!

Carolyn said...

I'm always amazed at how creative you are on your blogs. SO I could use a creative fairy.